"This SHOE! I can't get it on!!" She struggles with the strap of her quickly-becoming-too-small sandals.
"I'm sorry. Do you want help?"
"No, I'll get it. It's just PEEING ME IN THE OFFICE!"
"You peed in the office?" I quickly scan the floor for puddles.
"NO!! This SHOE is peeing ME in the OFFICE!"
"Ohhhhhhh, the shoe is pissing you off?"
"YES! That's what I SAID."